"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

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seriousjones:

*puts on my nicest clothes to go to gamestop*

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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harperhug:


#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

harperhug:

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

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artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

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drewdotexe:

You know some things Jon Snow

drewdotexe:

You know some things Jon Snow

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

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